Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Dear Stalkers....

Dear Creepy Internet Stalker,

So, I suppose I'm obligated to write in this thing. Maybe I'm not. I really don't care. I just need something to do. In case you, my dear creepy stalker, are wondering what is going on with my life, I shall tell you. Absolutely nothing. It turns out that the seventh season of Charmed is really boring, so I'm stuck at like episode five. I wake up every morning with nothing to look foward to than living vicariously through TV shows. Victorious, iCarly, Pretty Little Liars, Dollhouse, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Charmed, Bones, Glee, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Switched at Birth, and a new aquisition, Warehouse 13. Why am I telling you this? Because I have nothing better to do with my life, I have seen every episode of these shows, I am going to eventually be an actress, and would like to evaluate my favorite characters to the best of my ability and then ask your opinion. And better yet (*pause for dramatic effect and ensuing collective groan*)these evaluations are going to come in a series of different posts. Don't worry if you don't actually watch any of these shows, because in my evaluations I'm probably going to end up describing everything that happens to these characters, so you don't really need to know anything about them.

So why did I write this in letter form? Because you, my dear stalker, are going to choose which show I evaluate from first. I checked my stats today, and it turns out that 27 different people have seen this blog since I first started it. And not a one has ever commented. So I'm forcing you to comment. Well, not really. But it would be nice to know that someone cares. Even if no one comments to say which show they'd like to see evaluated first, I'm going to do this series anyway, just to spite the one person out there who reads this.
And now, because I was bored, here are pictures of every single show that I listed above.
 
Victorious 
iCarly
Pretty Little Liars
Dollhouse
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Charmed
Bones
Glee
The Nine Lives of Chloe King
Switched at Birth
Warehouse 13

And so that is what will be happening here at HOMLOP for the next week(s) or so. Remember to leave your ideas as to which show's character I should evaluate first (or next, depending on when you read this) in the comments! Because I would really like to hear some comments....

Lots of love to you, dear stalkers!

Love,
~M~

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